?Oh, Charles!? You do have heavenly teeth.?
- Cold Comfort Farm
Since J.?s in the country for the first time in months, I decided to drag him through the usual rounds of preventative medicine.? Monday I called for a dentist appointment only to be told the only openings they had were long after he left?except for one in half an hour.? Poor J. was on the receiving end of a bossy phone call, ?Get in the shower, I?m on my way home now!?? I had a soft spot drilled out an sealed up ? being from the attack-is-the-form-of-defense school of dental health ? and spent the rest of the afternoon with a numb upper lip.
The beauty-is-pain rituals topped off at Rite Aid at 10pm, coming home from the gym looking a hot post-Zumba mess, and needing to buy spot treatment cream and shampoo with tea tree oil for the eczema on my scalp.
Clearly I am some kind of super attractive sex goddess.
To be perfectly honest, the zumba doesn't always help either.
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